Shana would like you all to know that that's not it

S: "Stacy, Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States, right?"
M: "Yes."
S: "And what about Guam?"
M: "I'm not sure about that one. It's connected somehow."
*conversation drifts to other things*
S: "See? I'm only bad at the questions you ask me. I'm good at geography."
M: "Mhuh."
S: "I knew all along that New Mexico was a territory."
M: *laughs*
S: "No! I didn't mean that! I always confuse those countries!"
*pause*
S: "Awwww crap."