"K!! COH-MMAH!! K!! COH-MMAH!!"

Never mind all that, although those who had my middle school typing teacher are screaming right now.

So, I always get all these blog post ideas in my head, and then forget them. So I'll post them here so I'll remember. I discovered that they are all (ish) connected by the Kuh sound.
HEM HEM!

1. KHAenley KHAollins
2. The KHAoncert
3. Sarah Palin (Stop...*pushing it away*. *Deep, pushing, breaths*. There. I put it away, I am a BIG GIRL. I will leave you all to devise your own ways to connect Sarah Palin to c-words.
   
4. Shana's KHAvernous KHAleveage
5. My fears about KHArs (no, not about how Liz is a hunKHA of KHArap. Just any vehicle.)
   
6. My old bitchah KHAittah
7. The Glade KHAmmercials
   
8. By the time I am done with all these, a post about KHAristen's Halloween stume will probably be in order.
9. Speaking of which, she has a too KHAute KHAt head sock. I die. Die, die, die.

I think that covers it.

Tailypo

I was bopping around with Kristen when the doorbell rang. I went to go get it (pushing dogs and cats back).

It was an acquaintance who had stopped to drop something off. She looked nervous and said, "You know, I SWEAR I hear a cat!" I heard a mad yowling. I looked under the stroller and there was poor spazzy Ghost, who must have snuck out when I was out getting mail. He was hiding under the stroller, drooling, eyes glowing, and screaming at her.

As usual, the SHUTUPSHUTUP portion of my brain was not working, and I said, "Oh, we thought it'd be best to keep him outside until the rabies test comes back!"

She almost fell off the porch. I sighed and said, "Get your spastic butt in this house" and he went shooting across her feet and into the house, where he promptly got scooped up by Caden, who went tearing through the house with Ghost in his mouth (don't worry, the cats like it). Kristen screamed, "MOOOOOOMMMMMmamamamamaohhhhhkay!"

Sharpie a beard on me, give me a cane, and call me Noah.

I H8 my life.

I was cutting up a chicken patty for Kristen when the heavy plate slipped off the counter. It came down, on edge, between my toe bone and my foot bone. Then it shattered.

I think my toe is broken.