I will NEVER not laugh at this. Not even thinking about it.

This links to an audio clip and is NSFW, Ks, or anyone churchy.

This is the funniest thing ever. I can't stop laughing. I was rocking back and forth in my chair crying. I made Jason came down and we were holding each other up snorting (it didn't help that it reads word for word like the breakup letter from Jason's ex).