I would hate to watch movies with myself.

An excerpt of me during a tense scene:
"RUN, Frodo, RUN!"
"Ohh...you're a thhhupid hobbit, Frodo."
"Frodo you stupid bimbo. Get.out."
"I don't like the looks of this, Frodo."
"Ohhhhh"
"Frodo...FrodoFrodoFrodoFrodoWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
*holding eight pound dog in front of face. Dog looks startled, and at the same time, simply resigned.*
"GandaIT WAS JUST GANDALF, YOU LUCKY FOOL! Wheeeeeeeeewh! I hope you learned your lesson!"

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