It is 1:12 AM.

I am watching an Infomercial about poop.

Internal cleansing, to be more specific. It helps you poop. It's linked to anti-aging.

Ohkay.

EDIT: Ew ew ew this is so disgusting.

EDIT: Did you know some people are overweight because of their POOP? They are LITERALLY weighed down with compacted POOP. POUNDS of poop.

EDIT: You don't HAVE to look at your stool to make sure the program is working...but most clients are so curious they just can't help looking to see what they have freed themselves of.
It leads to a greater feeling of bouyouncy, happiness, better hair and skin, a flatter tummy, and after all, you're getting rid of rotting putrid fecal matter.

EDIT: pfffffpptt.

EDIT: I think I need to go to bed.