Uh-oh. And I only live a few hours away from the birth of Sheetz.

Would you like to know whose site pops up first if you google "Sheetz Fat Burner Smoothie"?

Thanks for the warning, site meter.

EDIT: AND AND AND
Someone also found me by searching "Fisting Pomp".

And "Get Smart Retard Stable Boy". Not as exciting, though.