*grumble moan grumble* Don't blog about me *piss moan grumble*

A Conversation Between Jason And I In The Car:

Jason: "I'm so excited for the mower!" *slapping steering wheel*
Me: "I know. I blogged about it."
Jason: "Oh God."
Me: "No no no! I was nice!"
Jason: "Damn it, woman! Why do you always have to make fun of me?"
Me: "No no no! I just said you really wanted one!"
*willing self to forget 'mental masturbation' comment in case he can read minds*
Jason: "I have very simple ambitions, and you make fun of me!"
Me: "That's what I SAID IN THE BLOG!!"

*silence*

Me: "I'm going to blog about this."
Jason: *unintelligible grumbling*