*grumble moan grumble* Don't blog about me *piss moan grumble*

A Conversation Between Jason And I In The Car:

Jason: "I'm so excited for the mower!" *slapping steering wheel*
Me: "I know. I blogged about it."
Jason: "Oh God."
Me: "No no no! I was nice!"
Jason: "Damn it, woman! Why do you always have to make fun of me?"
Me: "No no no! I just said you really wanted one!"
*willing self to forget 'mental masturbation' comment in case he can read minds*
Jason: "I have very simple ambitions, and you make fun of me!"
Me: "That's what I SAID IN THE BLOG!!"

*silence*

Me: "I'm going to blog about this."
Jason: *unintelligible grumbling*

My husband can die a happy man.

He is finally getting a riding lawn mower. All his goals in life have been met, and there will be nothing else in life to look forward to.

I've tried to tell him the lawn isn't big enough, and we won't have much left anyway after we install the patio and pond. He continues to mentally masturbate at the sight of one.

Finally, he is getting one from his dad. Where are you going to fit it in the garage? I asked. How are you getting it into the yard with the fence gates so narrow? I asked. How are you getting it into the garage when there's a STEP? I asked.

I am not to worry, as the Riding Lawn Mower God will provide.

I worry.

This password is really secure.

As, for two days, I have been trying to get into this mothereffing blog and haven't been able to because the password they made me type in is too good. And now I can't even remember what I wanted to say.

No phishing for me!

On second thought, maybe I shouldn't write this. Now I won't be able to get out of any ridiculous things I write and try to not take credit for later.

Here's some Kristen pictures

Since everyone has been asking to see some!

This is Kristen eating solids for the first time, about a month ago. As you can see, she really liked it!







This is a shot showing you how long her hair really is.








More to come!

I WAS going to title this "Poop, Puke, and Lots of Snot"

Because that is what is happening in my house right now. Jason, Kristen, and I are all sick. Both Jason and I called off Wednesday. They sent me home today. I took Kristen to the doctor yesterday, all she has is a cold mixed with teething. AND both dogs AND Felix were throwing up Wednesday and yesterday.

Damn it all.

Well, I guess it's time to pop my blogging cherry.

Although I have nothing to blog about. I decided to form a blog so a- everyone could get their Krissy pictures fix, and b- I came up with a really good post while saying good riddance to Frank (loaner car) the other day. But I won't blog about that now, it happened last week and that would be stupid. So I guess the only thing I have to say is thanks for joining me!