I think I have another ovarian cyst.

Fucking ow.

Lesson Of The Day

Haddock does NOT = saute. Tilapia = saute. Haddock + Saute = Crumbly mess.

Still tasted good, though.

















Also, some grown-up preschooler came and ate my toddler overnight!

LIFE UPDATE

I am working extremely hard on figuring out my new webcam so I can video blog. It is NOT going well.

So continue to do the fork in the garbage disposal while you wait.

So I am blogging from my new laptop.

I have the fingerprint scanner set up. I was practicing using the touch screen - you may be getting a handwritten blog if possible (don't worry, I have really good handwriting - working with preschoolers does that). I still need to get all my documents and pictures and bookmarks and music transferred from my old desktop. I can watch DVDs. And there's a webcam in it.

Girl's weekend was excellent. My head hurts. I have new toys and a new appreciation for good pizza. Can't wait for the next. Pictures (don't worry, not ALL of them ;) ) will be posted at some point...the one thing this doesn't have (I think) is a built-in card reader, so I will have to find my cable.

Oh, and my blog is top on another Google Search!

For those of you who found me by searching "shana's vagina" and than hitting "I'm feeling lucky"...your intuition was a little off.