I've been HAD!!!

Blah-Blah-Blogger tagged me for a meme. Heregoes.

5 Things I Was Doing 10 Years Ago:
*Getting acne
*Cleaning my room
*Writing angsty poetry
*'Studying'
*Doing other high school nerdy things

5 Things On My To-Do List Today:
*Go to work
*Go home from work
*Prepare family for Christmas parade
*Go to Christmas parade
*Veeeeeg

5 Snacks I Love:
*Wheat Thins - Sundried Tomato and Basil
*Chocolate Chip Cookies
*Strawberry ice cream
*Fruit (especially with cream cheese dip)
*Pringles

5 Things I’d do if I was a Millionaire:
*Pay off house, cars, bills
*Build our house (with a ton of land)
*Rescue a shitload of alpacas, llamas, and peacocks
*Save enough for Kristen to be comfortable
*Help our families

5 Places I’ve Lived:
*Here, bitch.

5 Jobs I’ve Had:
*Telemarketer
*Pier 1 Associate
*Day Care Teacher
*Dog Trainer
*Admin Assistant Temp

And I tag Thatcoolbroad, Sara, and MaiSpd.

Lazy Friday Poll

Look in your cell, find three random texts in a row, and share them.
Mine (Sent)
"PARTY HARD, BIG ROZ!!!!!!!"
"He got some on his phone"
"I like to move it move it"

EDIT- PS: Ever since I posted this, I have been air-hula hooping to the I Like To Move It Move It song. I'm very white. I've also been into the Corona again. You can tell by the way I am not only air-hula hooping but also doing the robot.


I Like To Move It - Watch more funny videos here

"K!! COH-MMAH!! K!! COH-MMAH!!"

Never mind all that, although those who had my middle school typing teacher are screaming right now.

So, I always get all these blog post ideas in my head, and then forget them. So I'll post them here so I'll remember. I discovered that they are all (ish) connected by the Kuh sound.
HEM HEM!

1. KHAenley KHAollins
2. The KHAoncert
3. Sarah Palin (Stop...*pushing it away*. *Deep, pushing, breaths*. There. I put it away, I am a BIG GIRL. I will leave you all to devise your own ways to connect Sarah Palin to c-words.
   
4. Shana's KHAvernous KHAleveage
5. My fears about KHArs (no, not about how Liz is a hunKHA of KHArap. Just any vehicle.)
   
6. My old bitchah KHAittah
7. The Glade KHAmmercials
   
8. By the time I am done with all these, a post about KHAristen's Halloween stume will probably be in order.
9. Speaking of which, she has a too KHAute KHAt head sock. I die. Die, die, die.

I think that covers it.

Oh, and some things

1. I took the music down
2. I put my IM info up (in profile)
3. I have narrowed in on my location further
4. Further or farther? I never know and the spell check is no help.

So I am blogging from my new laptop.

I have the fingerprint scanner set up. I was practicing using the touch screen - you may be getting a handwritten blog if possible (don't worry, I have really good handwriting - working with preschoolers does that). I still need to get all my documents and pictures and bookmarks and music transferred from my old desktop. I can watch DVDs. And there's a webcam in it.

Girl's weekend was excellent. My head hurts. I have new toys and a new appreciation for good pizza. Can't wait for the next. Pictures (don't worry, not ALL of them ;) ) will be posted at some point...the one thing this doesn't have (I think) is a built-in card reader, so I will have to find my cable.

Oh, and my blog is top on another Google Search!

For those of you who found me by searching "shana's vagina" and than hitting "I'm feeling lucky"...your intuition was a little off.

COME ON NOW

The latest search hits have been "Caden watcher stripper" and "my sister's nipple".

I think I am attracting the wrong demographic.

Uh-oh. And I only live a few hours away from the birth of Sheetz.

Would you like to know whose site pops up first if you google "Sheetz Fat Burner Smoothie"?

Thanks for the warning, site meter.

EDIT: AND AND AND
Someone also found me by searching "Fisting Pomp".

And "Get Smart Retard Stable Boy". Not as exciting, though.

UPDATE

Jason is building me my own site. My first step to taking over the world has been hatched.

What do you think I should call myself? lifeloveandorganizedchaos.com is available, but rather long, isn't it? organizedchaos.com is taken. Organized-chaos.com may be - it pulls something up but it's blank. mylifeinblurb.com is not taken.

What to do...what to do.

Whoever picks my site name gets something. Adrienne, you are already getting something for winning my Blog Image contest. Shana is designing it and Jason is making the button. What do you want? A t-shirt? A mug? A second round of dry humping when we see each other again in August (not that you have much choice about that)?

I am attempting to make a poll to ask your opinions about the music.

But Blogger hates me. I can't do anything with this site.

WHEN CAN I HAVE A SITE OF MY OWN, JASON??? WHEN??

Until then, I will make do with asking you all to comment on it instead. Here are your options.

a - I like it!
b- Take it off, I'm at work!
c- Ugh. You have no taste and I hate it.

I need your help, LLOCs!

I need a button for a button exchange on The Mom Blogs. Jason can make me the button - but what do I put on it? I have no image. Or motto. Or anything catchy. The person who wins...gets...something. Tshirts. I need tshirts. Thatcoolbroad has tshirts. I won one. I'M WEARING IT RIGHT NOW.